This is dedicated to all those lonely souls at Christmas. We need no turkey. We need no festivities. We just feed from the dregs that you create.
I am not anti-Christmas. I love Christmas. I just don't enjoy it these days. Things could have been so different. My wife could still be alive. My child could have been born. A bottle of cheap Advocaat and a tatty tree are my contributions this year.
I hope those of you with families enjoyed yourselves. I hope that you had the grace to remember the blessed Virgin. I hope that you didn't just get endless DVD box-sets of shows you didn't bother with before they became "Must See TV". I hope that you didn't get a copy of the NME and a £100 HMV voucher.
I don't mind if you got wanky books though because books have a great ability to weed out tossers by making themselves indicipherable to morons.
J.P. Holmes Suggests;
Dictionary
A large encyclopaedia
A decent atlas
Detective fiction from the 1940s.
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